We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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