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no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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