I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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