if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I just found puke in my bra..
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
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