i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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