i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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