Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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