Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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