no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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