Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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