i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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