After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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