Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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