Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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