shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
