do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I believe in your delicious
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