screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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