okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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