new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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