For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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