do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize