It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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