windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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