her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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