you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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