Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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