no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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