Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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