she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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