the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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