what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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