doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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