If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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