put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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