ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize