worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
