absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
pray to the hookup gods
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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