adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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