Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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