Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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