i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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