I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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