do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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