He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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