Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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