If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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