Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
