I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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