is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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