problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
My butt remains clenched, sir.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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