Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Randomize
