Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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