have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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