you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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