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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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