dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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