that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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